Elton John

NO. Bad Elton! Sorry, but I immediately go into pet owner mode whenever someone says some shit (ha) like this. I feel like I’m dealing with a dog who likes rolling around in shit or a cat who eats out of its own litter box or something. You get down from there right now, Elton John! Drop it! Drop iiiit! What I’m getting at is: if you like the smell of diapers, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. Also, keep that crap (ha) to yourself. Hey, Harps, just so you know? This is the kind of thing young shoppers don’t need to see. Or old shoppers. Or shoppers who were just about to enjoy some nice soft serve ice cream.

Also, can any Brits reading this clarify something for me? I thought nappies and diapers were the same damn thing. Oh, who the hell am I kidding thinking Elton John is actually over there changing damn diapers himself.