STFU, Celebrities
STFU, Michael Bolton

Wait a minute, it’s 2010. Why are you even here? Oh right. Dancing With the “Stars.” Thanks, Dancing With the Stars. And by “thanks” I mean “God damn you.”

Anyway, so now Michael Bolton is demanding an apology from one of the judges.

I was disappointed with Bruno — to me, he let everybody down. My mom was there, she’s 90, she flew down to see the show … and I just didn’t expect that level of disrespect from him.

Apparently this judge called Michael Bolton’s dancing “the worst,” and now he’s “let everybody down.” That’s my favorite part. Like this judge was caught cheating on a midterm. Or fumbled the ball in the last seconds of the Super Bowl. Chill the eff out, Michael Bolton. And STFU.

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