Kate Gosselin, on what happens when the kids spend time at Jon’s place. She further explained, saying his apartment “is not [their] home; it doesn’t feel like home to them… they want to be at home — in their house.”

Normally I take Kate’s side in this crap, because she’s the … least abhorrent, I guess? The lesser of two evils? But this is just trifling. Whether it’s true or not — it probably is; I doubt man-child Jon is that great at keeping house — Kate didn’t need to put it all out there like that. She could have simply said, “I don’t really want to get into that.” But that would be the classy thing to do, and that probably wouldn’t get as much attention. Her work here is done!

For the record, Jon responded thusly on Twitter: “”As much as I want to respond to numerous LIES recently claimed on ‘Regis and Kelly,’ I will refrain. I have learned from the past that it’s a waste of my time and energy. I am ‘rising above’, and refuse to engage in any sort of public argument that could potentially harm or upset my children. My children and the people in my life know the truth, and that is what’s important.”

Is that 140 characters or less? Whatever; this is like the celebrity version of STFU, Couples. All that’s missing is inappropriate pics of the new girlfriend’s boobs and a couple of fake suicide threats.