STFU, Celebrities
I will not judge him, nor will I believe his girlfriend’s apparently doctored tapes. All I know is Mel went on the line for Jesus Christ, built a church for God and has helped many.

Michael Lohan

Really? No, wait: REALLY? This quote is crazy delicious for several reasons: A) Dude, you are a colossal failure as a parent. Seriously, that is your one and only claim to “fame”: shitty parenting. Maybe you need to get all your ducks in a row before you start pontificating about how people are being unfair to Mel Gibson. B) What the hell are you even talking about? He went on the line for Jesus Christ? What? You’re making less sense than Mel right now, and that’s no easy feat. C) If Jesus Christ exists, I’m pretty sure he’s all, “Don’t bring me into this.” Honestly, I imagine Jesus must say that a lot.

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