January 2012
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“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it...”
– Mark Wahlberg, on the events of 9/11
He’s since apologized, but how smug and oblivious do you have to be to say something like that in the first place? Out loud. In public. To a reporter! Oh, Marky Mark.
November 2011
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August 2011
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June 2011
2 posts
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May 2011
2 posts
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“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win.”
– Donald Trump to MSNBC’s Norah O’Donnell following his announcement that he would not run for president. (via producermatthew)
Oh yeah… I never enter competitions I know I can win! Well, now we have an explanation for all those bankruptcies.
(via squee-gee)
God damn, I’m tired of him. Just...
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April 2011
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March 2011
1 post
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February 2011
5 posts
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“I wrote it in ten fucking minutes, and it is a completely magical message song....”
– Lady Gaga to Vogue on “Born This Way”
Magical? Whatever, it sounds like shit.
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“I really don’t believe in abortion.”
– Justin Bieber, in the latest issue of Rolling Stone.
When asked “how about in cases of rape,” Bieber responded: “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”
[h/t: ontd.]
(via thedailywhat)
It’s best to be fair and include the rest of the quote. On the Rolling...
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“Adventures in daddy land … oh, it’s fantastic. I love the smell of...”
– Elton John
NO. Bad Elton! Sorry, but I immediately go into pet owner mode whenever someone says some shit (ha) like this. I feel like I’m dealing with a dog who likes rolling around in shit or a cat who eats out of its own litter box or something. You get down from there right now, Elton...
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“We need to cut these things that aren’t constitutionally mandated, that are kind...”
– Sarah Palin, on President Obama’s State of the Union address, to Fox News’ Greta von Susteren, Jan. 26, 2011.
(via technipol)
I said I wasn’t going to post about her. But THIS is infuriating.
(via apsies)
Obvious that these things SHOULD BE FUNDED, YES. What the fuck.
(via notemily)
I don’t...
January 2011
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“It’s more than just a purse. It’s a quilted case full of lipstick, love letters,...”
– Blake Lively on a Chanel purse.
IT’S. A. FUCKING. BAG.
(via privatesnafu)
Bitch, please.
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Chuck Norris on Obamacare/Herodcare
stfuconservatives:
Submitted by Jenna:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/chuck-norris-mary-might-have-aborted-jesus-christ-under-obamacareherodcare.php
Came across this gem on a friend’s blog. The comments are fantastic, although the sad thing is that people are actually going to listen to this asshole.
I realize this is old as hell, but it begged to be reblogged. I’m...
December 2010
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“I would love to get another dog in the future. I think it would be a big step...”
– Michael Vick
Is this sicko for fucking real? You want another dog? TOO DAMN BAD. Okay, Michael Vick apologists, he served his time, he needs a job (making millions of dollars) so he’s not an even bigger threat to society, blah blah blah… But there’s a reason this asshole was...
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How about you play baseball and stop talking..
“[Obama] was not born here,” Luke Scott asserted to Answer Man in the session’s last segment. “That’s my belief. I was born here. If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn’t answer...
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Josh Duhamel Kicked Off Plane For Being... →
STFU and put your goddamned phone away. Yes, you too.
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November 2010
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“She’s lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not...”
– Megan Fox on Wonder Woman
Oh, Megan. Megan, I imagine there are a lot of things you “don’t get.” Seriously, like a shit-ton. That doesn’t make them lame. What’s lame is that talentless assholes are still running around pretending to be entertainers. That’s...
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“That’s my advice to all homosexuals, whether they’re in the Boy Scouts, or in...”
– Bill O’Reilly, Fox News’ #1 Fair and Balanced Team Member (via reallyfoxnews)
CAN
I
SET
HIM
ON
FIRE
PLEASE
(via mollyfreakinpotter)
Um, my advice to all homosexuals is NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM BILL O’REILLY.
(via stfuconservatives)
YOU shut up, asshole, and make the world a better place.
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“I definitely can understand the way he feels, to be accused of being a racist in...”
– Kanye on George Bush’s Wahmbulance moment. If anyone can pull any actual meaning from that, I’d love a rundown. It’s not just me right? It’s kinda underminey to the reality that George Bush doesn’t care about black people, right? It kinda makes the whole moment entirely pointless, now,...
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“I resent it, it’s not true, and it was one of the most disgusting moments...”
– George W. Bush, on Kanye West saying he doesn’t care about black people.
BRB, dying laughing…
One of the most DISGUSTING moments of your presidency? Really? You’re going with that? You’re sure? Take a minute to think about it; there’s PLENTY of other moments you could...
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...Says The Guy With Money
hotblondecocktail:
shorterexcerpts:
“there are no rich. there are no middle class. there are no poor. we’re all interconnected in the economy.”
—
rand paul.
congratulations, kentucky. you picked a winner.
(via cupcaked)
Good news poor Kentuckians! Rand Paul doesn’t think you’re poor! (And that’s all he’s going to do for you.)
So I guess Rand Paul had a potato for dinner, then?
...
October 2010
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“I think it’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done in his life....”
– Kid Rock, on Steven Tyler’s new judging gig on American Idol. He also had this to say:
I think whoever’s advising him … we should bring back the guillotine, or whatever they call that thing. And if it was himself, he needs some serious counseling. I love him to death, but I gotta...
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“Oh my man, I’m fine. The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far...”
– Charlie Sheen, after his recent hotel outburst. Let’s pretend — I mean, assume for a minute that there wasn’t an escort involved, you didn’t trash a hotel room, and you didn’t later test positive for cocaine. Let’s look at the facts. The police were called. You...
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This Just In: The MTV VMAs Are Irresponsible
I repeat: the VMAs are irresponsible. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Dear Kanye’s at it again. This time he haz a sad because awards ceremonies, in his humble opinion, don’t always recognize the year’s truly “best” music. It’s funny that no one else in the history of awards shows, except everyone, has ever had or shared this thought.
I pinpoint the Grammys and...
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“A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It’s yellow....”
– Violent J (Insane Clown Posse)
YELLOW, motherfucker! How about that? It seems the Insane Clown Posse guys have found Jesus, or some fucking shit.
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STFU, Former Child Stars
So Shia LaBeouf was all, “You could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I’ve been in and those movies still would’ve still been No. 1.”
And then Frankie Muniz was all, “Dear Shia Labeouf. It’s getting creepy the fact that you can’t stop talking about me. It’s been 12 years now. I don’t know you. Thanks.”
And then I was all,...
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STFU, Michael Bolton
Wait a minute, it’s 2010. Why are you even here? Oh right. Dancing With the “Stars.” Thanks, Dancing With the Stars. And by “thanks” I mean “God damn you.”
Anyway, so now Michael Bolton is demanding an apology from one of the judges.
I was disappointed with Bruno — to me, he let everybody down. My mom was there, she’s 90, she flew down to see...
September 2010
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“I’ve worked really hard! Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look...”
– -Kate Gosselin.
She’s right, you know. We often forget, as Americans, that along with our right to free speech and free assembly, our right to practice our chosen religion and to bear arms, that we also have a special right that we can work for as prescribed in the very Constitution of These...
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Kanye and Taylor Can BOTH STFU →
When you think about it, it’s really a match made in heaven. I wish they’d both stop “writing” “songs,” being full of themselves and showing up on TV. Go awaaaaay.
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“I basically wait for the phone call from how many of them want to come home.”
– Kate Gosselin, on what happens when the kids spend time at Jon’s place. She further explained, saying his apartment “is not [their] home; it doesn’t feel like home to them… they want to be at home — in their house.”
Normally I take Kate’s side in this crap,...
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STFU, Nick Cannon →
Ugh. Now I have to amend my opinion of Nick Cannon, from “huh, that’s kid’s kind of annoying” to “grr, shut the fuck up, fuckhead.”
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Willow Smith's New Song →
This is kind of everything I hate about fame in America, in a nutshell.
I’m not going to lie: I’m pretty much from the school of “Children Should Be Seen and Not Heard.” Seriously, unless you’re unbearably adorable (rare) or particularly talented (even more rare), go somewhere and play. That goes double if you’re under the age of twelve.
I also loathe...
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“I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing...”
– Avril Lavigne
(via nicepunks)
Avril Lavigne basically created the punk movement.
(via bonerhedges)
Does this mean that Brody Jenner is the Nancy in this analogy?
(via morninggloria)
Wait a minute. Avril Lavigne is punk?
Oh, I see. She’s wearing a TIE. Carry on, then!
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“My role, as I see it, is to wake America up onto the backsliding of principles...”
– Glenn Beck
Ugh. I hadn’t realized until just now that the last entry was also about Glenn Beck. Dude, SHUTTHEFUCKUP. Even if America did need to be “woken up” to God, I know there are better people out there to do the job. I’m tired of hearing how this country is going to...
August 2010
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Glenn Beck: We can 'reclaim the civil rights... →
american-apologies:
Via AP:
“Glenn Beck says it’s just a coincidence his Restoring Honor rally on Saturday at the Lincoln Memorial will take place on the anniversary and at the site of Martin Luther King Jr.’s famous ‘I Have a Dream’ speech. But he’s hardly apologizing for the connection.
‘This is going to be a moment that you’ll never be able to paint people as haters, racists, none of...
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“I will not judge him, nor will I believe his girlfriend’s apparently...”
– Michael Lohan
Really? No, wait: REALLY? This quote is crazy delicious for several reasons: A) Dude, you are a colossal failure as a parent. Seriously, that is your one and only claim to “fame”: shitty parenting. Maybe you need to get all your ducks in a row before you start...
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“The world needs Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac. Compared...”
– Mark Wahlberg, the man responsible for this (via buzzfeed)
You guys. I don’t even know what the most ridiculous part of this statement is.
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“Some people say BO (body odour) can be an aphrodisiac and I agree. It depends on...”
– Justin Timberlake
Um, layers. Riiiight. JT also says, “A woman doesn’t need something whimsical to be sexy – smart is sexy. Sleek is sexy.”
Hee hee, “whimsical”? No, honey, it’s called SOAP.